"Hey, uh, Drew? Can we talk to you for a minute?"
"Hm? What's up?"
"Well... Jowee and I have been thinking..."
"Well, we've been thinking that we may need some extra hands around the village. You know, both for general labor purposes and extra security, now that we're getting more and more international traffic."
"Ok... I guess... Why are you telling ME this? Shouldn't you be telling these to all the business owners around here to encourage some extra employment or something?"
"Well, that's kinda the thing- nobody can really commute into the village on a daily basis since using the World Gates are so expensive. The only help we ever had for this kind of stuff was you."
"...And while I'm not saying you're still not being a great hand around here, I have to admit that you just can't be everywhere at once... so..."
"We decided to summon another Hero!"
"Jowee, shut it."
"Well, it's just as he said- we thought we'd double up production and make good use of the multi-limb mannequin we found on Turtlerock that you abandoned."
"Nuh uh, no. Bad idea. One hero is enough for a world. I wouldn't go around summoning more than one of me."
"It's the balance of the world, you know? I have to be the single omnipresent entity of the creator to look after all of you. It's just the way it's supposed to be."
"That doesn't seem very balanced to me..."
"So in other words, you don't have a real reason to complain."
"If we have two heroes around, it's not gonna end the world or collapse space or anything, is it?"
"Well... no... but I would just prefer it if you didn't."
"Hm... then that's a problem."
"Because we already summoned it."
"Hey- does that mean you guys are siblings? Being both from the Creator and all?
"What? No! It doesn't mean anything! This is ridiculous! Get rid of it! Now!"
"We can't. We already summoned her. You'd have to ask the Creator to undo it."
"I can't ask the Creator for that! He creates things, not destroys them! That's why he's called the CREATOR!"
"Does that mean that there's a Destroyer? That's one intimidating name."
"My family had a dog with that name a long time ago."
"No, there's no Destroyer, either! My point is, that you guys are responsible for bringing this second hero around, so you guys had better find a way to get rid of it!"
"Why would we want to do that?"
"She's supposed to help around the village like you do. There's not really any downsides to her being here."
"Yes there is! I don't want her here!"
"Would you consider that a downside, Mari?"
"No. Maybe a minor inconvenience at the very most. Sorry Drew, but she's staying."
"Hey Drew, if you guys are siblings, does that mean you're her older brother?"
"You guys are terrible. I hate you all."
"Oh, relax. It'll be good for you. It'll take off some of the weight on your shoulders. Now we don't have to depend on just you for general services. Besides, you might come to like her."
"Dammit, you guys should've asked me BEFORE you summoned it. For all you knew it COULD'VE ended the world."
"Not according to the footnote on the second page of the Book of Life..."
"*Sigh* Whatever. No use crying over spilled milk. Where is she?"
"She's about to land on your back."